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About Me Member General Writer ArgonathDWMale/United States Recent Activity
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  • Mood: Desperate
  • Listening to: You breath.,
  • Reading: the same thing you are.
  • Watching: You.
  • Playing: Hide the Knife 2: Daniel's Revenge
  • Eating: Nothing. . . yet. . .
  • Drinking: Hehehehehe. . . .
Word to the motherfuckin' street, yo! Homonyms are officially the shit. Oh, right, and I'm going to college.

When everyone asked me at the end of the school year if I was excited, I said yes. But truth be told, college seemed so far away that I didn't really think about it. What I did think about might offend and indeed kill most of you. But now, with orientation but a week away, I start to think JESUS FUCKING ASS CRACKERS ON A BIRCH BARK CANOE!!!11

Everyone, for the past year, has been going on and ON about how great college will be, how awesome a time I'll have, and swarms, the relentless SWARMS of hot college chicks.

Yet, oddly enough, the only thing I can think about is the prospect of what Halloween will bring. I mean, I intend to finally have a girlfriend by then. And I hope, oh how I hope that she'll dress up as a muon so we can go to a party as subatomic particles (I'm a gluon. Why? Cuz I'm the dude, that's why!).

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  • Current Residence: Monrovia, CA
  • Interests: History, archaeology/anthropology, reading, and PC games.
  • Favourite movie: A good movie
  • Favourite band or musician: The Decemberists, Ben Folds, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Richard Cheese, etc.
  • Favourite genre of music: Depends more on the band/artist. Some Rock&Roll, some pop, hell, even some rap!
  • Favourite artist: None in particular, though I *will* say I dislike a lot of modern art
  • Favourite poet or writer: Terry Pratchet (writer), Pablo Naruda (Poet),
  • Operating System: Windows XP. It needs work, true, but it's better than a friggin' Mac.
  • MP3 player of choice: A cheap, simple one. I don't require that much much memory.
  • Shell of choice: Shell?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Um. . . .
  • Skin of choice: This is just getting racist, now.
  • Favourite game: Any C&C game and Wizards of the Coast games, Midieval 2:Total War, World of Warcraft
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC or XboX, though if forced to choose I'd go with a PC.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Most cartoon characters from my youth are my favorites, except Garfield. Fucking HATE that cartoon
  • Personal Quote: "Because, well, I'm just better than you. . ."
  • Tools of the Trade: Microsoft WORD, Dictionary.com, Wikipedia, and a can of Redballz. IT GIVE ME WIIINGS!

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:icontermite-of-justice:
So where are you schooling?

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Melvin: just saw 2 girls 1 cup.

I have this many FIHPs: 295.
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:iconmy115thdream:
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
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:iconmy115thdream:
write a new journal! How are you?

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
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:iconmy115thdream:
hi bubbah! you are online now too! read my comment on your journal. ah, asparagus....

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
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:iconmy115thdream:
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelo. i wrote a reply to you one my page. You are a guru of meat :)

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
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:icondemonwerewolf110:
oi! thanks for dropping by!:D

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Hive minds think alike, while great minds come up with their own ideas.
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:iconmy115thdream:
hi daniel! It is zoe, i have an account now, but i haven't uploaded anything yet :)

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
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:iconthe-mitmit:
Kitten collection: [link]

:D
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