College? Colage? Cool Age?
DesperateWhen everyone asked me at the end of the school year if I was excited, I said yes. But truth be told, college seemed so far away that I didn't really think about it. What I did think about might offend and indeed kill most of you. But now, with orientation but a week away, I start to think JESUS FUCKING ASS CRACKERS ON A BIRCH BARK CANOE!!!11
Everyone, for the past year, has been going on and ON about how great college will be, how awesome a time I'll have, and swarms, the relentless SWARMS of hot college chicks.
Yet, oddly enough, the only thing I can think about is the prospect of what Halloween will bring. I mean, I intend to finally have a girlfriend by then. And I hope, oh how I hope that she'll dress up as a muon so we can go to a party as subatomic particles (I'm a gluon. Why? Cuz I'm the dude, that's why!).
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"Is it really true that I can't fly?
...or am I just too scared to try?"
~quote by me
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Melvin: just saw 2 girls 1 cup.
I have this many FIHPs: 295.
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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
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MiseryFields - Bugs In The Spice Cabinet
"I feel like shit, but at least I feel something." - In Flames
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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
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Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
--Aldous Huxley
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